Kein Alkohol (ist auch keine Lösung)!
| "Kein Alkohol (ist auch keine Lösung)!" | ||||
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| Single by Die Toten Hosen | ||||
| from the album Auswärtsspiel | ||||
| Released | 18 February 2002 | |||
| Genre | Punk rock, Pop punk | |||
| Length | 3:49 | |||
| Label | JKP | |||
| Songwriter(s) | Andreas Frege Andreas Meurer Funny van Dannen | |||
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"Kein Alkohol (ist auch keine Lösung)!" (No alcohol (is no solution either)!) is a song by Die Toten Hosen. It's the second single and the eighteenth track from the album Auswärtsspiel.
The narrator paints a bleak picture of his life, and explains that not drinking doesn't improve matters. Furthermore, he states that even Jesus realized that one can't do without drugs (referring to the miracle of transforming water into wine) and that teetotallers (singling out the Vatican and the Taliban as examples) are the worst people.